It’s best not to touch the bin of wee-pooh;
It’s not a plaything, it’s a baby loo.
You have plenty of actual toys to hand.
Why you would want to, I don’t understand.
It’s full of nappies that were on your bum.
After playing with those, you would be glum.
Playing with actual toys, that would be best.
Look at the toys you have. Wow! You’re blessed.