Category: Bards for Health and Hygiene

Rice Cake Dreams

When I wake up and seek to sew my dreams,
Together my heart and mind has understood.

I’m glad you’ve asked and it wasn’t a pooh
But weeing and poohing on things is not what we do.

Bye bye pooh, thanks for coming through,
It’s time to flush you down the loo,
Enjoy your journey toodaloo.

Mummy what will it be, a pooh or a wee?
There’s a different feeling for each, so you’ll tell me.

Published by bardsforbabes on June 8, 2017

There you are randomly pecking away.
It’s my Magpie Child, sorting her prey.

Brush them and polish them, treat them with care
And be the brightest smile millionaire.

I’m forever picking bogies out of your nose,
I don’t even know how you would make all of those.

Published by on March 15, 2017

If we take time now to wash the dirt away,
We can save the loo germs from ruining our play.

Published by on March 10, 2017

It’s best not to touch the bin of wee-pooh;
It’s not a plaything, it’s a baby loo.

Published by on March 7, 2017

We’ll cut and file them, make them neat.
Kiss each finger, a little treat.